I must admit that when I found out Monday night that our friend Anthony Breznican was embedded with AMPAS brass and nominations co-announcer Anne Hathaway for this USA Today feature story (and, therefore, knew the nominees at 9:00 that night), I was incredibly jealous. But that it yielded such an insightful little piece, well, fine by me.
Breznican offers a unique first-hand perspective on the Academy’s preparations for the big morning announcement, divulging intriguing little tidbits throughout (like the fact that Oscarcast producers Adam Shankman and Bill Mechanic were happy to see “The Blind Side” shortlisted, while it induced groans and eye-rolling from others in the room). That PricewaterhouseCoopers accountants go to an “undisclosed location” to tally the votes is just hilarious. I picture them in some underground bunker like in the denouement of “Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines.”
I bet if there’s ever a nuclear holocaust the night before an Oscar announcement, the PwC guys would be survivors, like Burgess Meredith emerging from a bank vault with “all the time in the world.” Imagine it. Anyway, I digress…

I’ve already highlighted my
I forgot to sit down and take a look at my
Last year we tried out
Throughout the morning and early afternoon we took statements from or hopped on the phone with 44 of today’s Oscar nominees. Their reactions…
Well, I’ll start the good news selfishly, by noting that I didn’t entirely embarrass myself with my
So, the AMPAS didn’t embarrass itself TOO much this morning. At the end of the day,
Right, there comes a point every year in predicting the Oscar nominations when you realize you’re just shuffling names to dodge commitment. I’ve reached that point, so it’s time to put myself out my misery.
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Yesterday, I began my far-fetched wishlist of nominees for tomorrow’s announcement with a look at the
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I don’t really have much time for the Razzie Awards, since I think they’re a pretty lazy execution of a great idea. By all means single out the year’s artistic underachievers for censure, but why pick such easy targets as Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers?