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For Your Consideration: ‘Piranha 3D’

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“Golden Globes are for movies where Ving Rhames doesn’t rip a motor off a boat and wield it as a weapon.”

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23 responses to “For Your Consideration: ‘Piranha 3D’”

  1. Fitz Avatar

    It couldn’t be any worse than Academy Award Nominee Kate Hudson (that was harsh).

  2. bobbyfischerslovechild Avatar
    bobbyfischerslovechild

    Ghost was nominated for Best Picture? Really?

  3. al b. Avatar
    al b.

    “Did you know that Christopher Lloyd is in Piranha 3D? That’s pretty fucking cool!”

    That was hilarious! Now I might actually see this thing!

  4. m1 Avatar
    m1

    Now that they mentioned CGI, Kris may have to add it to his visual effects predictions.

  5. Jim T Avatar

    At last, bad movies give something good and it’s for free!

  6. Guy Lodge Avatar
    Guy Lodge

    “Ghost was nominated for Best Picture? Really?”

    Some of you guys make me feel so old, it’s frightening — I remember that Oscar year!

    As populist Best Pic nominees go, “Ghost” is a perfectly respectable one, I think. Incidentally, the BAFTAs nominated “Pretty Woman” for Best Picture in the same year — thought you might like to know that.

  7. Filmoholic Avatar

    Wow, that was painfully unfunny.

  8. Speaking English Avatar

    “Some of you guys make me feel so old, it’s frightening — I remember that Oscar year!”

    You know, just because someone doesn’t know something like that doesn’t necessarily mean they’re young, or that you’re “old.” I can name all the Best Picture nominees from 1969. My 57 year old dad could not.

  9. Kristopher Tapley Avatar

    I love Ghost. What?

  10. Al Avatar
    Al

    “hollywood treasure jerry o’connell” – haha, classic.

    This kind of stunt seems like it would have paid off for The Hangover, or any other actually good non-oscar flick that was on the fence. Seems like a waste for Piranha.

  11. Glenn Avatar

    “Stunt”?

    I’m seeing this next Wednesday and I cannot freakin’ wait!

  12. Al Avatar
    Al

    marketing stunt, glenn.

  13. mrmcfall Avatar
    mrmcfall

    I love this. The Funny or Die people are great. “What are you going to do, nominated Inception 10 times?”

  14. The Dude Avatar
    The Dude

    “What, are you gonna nominate ‘Inception’ TEN TIMES!?”

    I love me some Adam Scott. It sucks “Party Down” was cancelled…

  15. m1 Avatar
    m1

    Inception being nominated ONCE would be a travesty. I don’t need it times ten.

  16. tony rock Avatar
    tony rock

    Only in your world, M1

  17. Glenn Avatar

    It’s hardly a “stunt” since there’s no way this can actually be taken seriously.

  18. Kristopher Tapley Avatar

    Let’s not get bogged down in pointless semantics quibbles…

  19. The Other James D. Avatar
    The Other James D.

    Party Down ♥♥♥♥.

    “Who is Jack Shit?!”

  20. Al Avatar
    Al

    Okay so stunts the wrong word, I don’t get the animosity.

  21. Glenn Avatar

    It just seems silly to judge anything that the makers of “Piranha 3D” do with any form of seriousness.

  22. Al Avatar
    Al

    What I was saying is this kind of marketing ploy, while funny and noticeable in this case, could have been so much more for a non prestige film that may have been on the cusp of oscar.