Liam Neeson is Zeus and Ralph Fiennes is Hades.. my ticket is as good as bought.
Even though they’re pretty much not in this trailer..
aspect ratio
The movie doesn’t look quite as horrible as I expected, but I too have to wonder how on earth they could come up with “Titans will clash” as the tagline for a movie named Clash of the Titans.
Up in the Air:
“Coming Up, in the air.”
Where the Wild Things Are:
“The Wild Things are there.”
A Single Man.
“He’s a man. He’s single.”
An Education
“Get ready for an education.”
The Hurt Locker:
“You’re entering a locker of hurt.”
My apologies. Had to get one in there, too. Anyway, I didn’t find this trailer to be half bad. Like Emily, I’m virtually guaranteed to see the film, though, due to the awesome casting. Ra’s al Ghul vs Voldemort? Count me in.
PJ
αφοδεύματα (ancient greek for crap)
Matt King
Looks delightful. I’m a sucker for mythology stuff. And the only thing that reminded me of “300” (to which, I assume, your title refers), is the dumb trailer rock music. The rest did not look like it at all. Other than the fact they are supposed to be in the same era, and basic geographic area, but that’s like saying all Victorian-period movies are the same.
I think it looks just as stupid as that trailer for “Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time.” As far as teasers go, the one for “Kick-Ass” is MUCH better.
Mr. Milich
Harry Hamlin and Lawrence Olivier must be rolling in their graves…
Brian
The opening shot with the scorpions on the horizon filled me with glee.
The InSneider
JAB took the words right out of my mouth. Someone gets paid to come up with that shit?
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really? “Titans will Clash” is the best tagline they could come up with for Clash of the Titans? REALLY?!
Pete Postlethwaite took the words out of my mouth. Enough.
ha awesome
Oh boy.
Liam Neeson is Zeus and Ralph Fiennes is Hades.. my ticket is as good as bought.
Even though they’re pretty much not in this trailer..
The movie doesn’t look quite as horrible as I expected, but I too have to wonder how on earth they could come up with “Titans will clash” as the tagline for a movie named Clash of the Titans.
Up in the Air:
“Coming Up, in the air.”
Where the Wild Things Are:
“The Wild Things are there.”
A Single Man.
“He’s a man. He’s single.”
An Education
“Get ready for an education.”
The Hurt Locker:
“You’re entering a locker of hurt.”
wow, what a piece of crap
now watch it make a squillion dollars
The Incredibles
“They’re Incredible.”
My apologies. Had to get one in there, too. Anyway, I didn’t find this trailer to be half bad. Like Emily, I’m virtually guaranteed to see the film, though, due to the awesome casting. Ra’s al Ghul vs Voldemort? Count me in.
αφοδεύματα (ancient greek for crap)
Looks delightful. I’m a sucker for mythology stuff. And the only thing that reminded me of “300” (to which, I assume, your title refers), is the dumb trailer rock music. The rest did not look like it at all. Other than the fact they are supposed to be in the same era, and basic geographic area, but that’s like saying all Victorian-period movies are the same.
Oh, come on, it doesn’t look THAT bad. At least it looks like they actually did some location shooting, contrary to what Mr. Snyder did with “300”.
Although I’m not digging the music at all.
I think it looks just as stupid as that trailer for “Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time.” As far as teasers go, the one for “Kick-Ass” is MUCH better.
Harry Hamlin and Lawrence Olivier must be rolling in their graves…
The opening shot with the scorpions on the horizon filled me with glee.
JAB took the words right out of my mouth. Someone gets paid to come up with that shit?
“Is this it?” This is it
I surely hope the film itself doesn’t have that rock soundtrack. It would ruin it totally.
A very disappointing teaser. The music choice was laughable.
I can’t quit laughing. “Titans will clash.”
I’ll still be there. I’m a sucker for Sword and Sandals flicks.
Schindler’s List reunion!