Alright, we have two copies of Errol Morris’s controversial Abu Ghraib documentary “Standard Operating Procedure,” so I thought we’d have a little contest. But the creative part of my brain shut off when I set about figuring out what that contest would BE, so I decided to lean back on ole’ faithful: a caption contest!
Poking around the net, I found the following shot of Mr. Morris to be the best fodder for the proceedings, so have at it. Give us your best caption for the photo below. The two best zingers get a nice, shiny copy of the film.
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Errol Morris doing research for his next documentary, “Fountain of Youth,” on the miracles of Botox.
Look Ma, no Zimmerframe!
(Obviously I’m not eligible for the contest, but it was the first thing I thought when I saw the pic.)
Mary Tyler Moore searches for another “Dick” in her life.
Nope. It’s a camera. I’m trying to capture the festival experience from a Freudian, male-ego perspective. See..? Hahaha. I am happy to see you, though.
“Mr Morris if you look behind me you can see a very special version of the evolution of man chart. Yeah I know what you’re thinking; it does need some work…”
When I turn my back I don’t know you, not truly, but I can turn my back on my little dog and I know that he’s not going to jump on me or bite me. But human beings can’t be that way.
eskimo kissez plz?
Oscar-winner Errol Morris applied method-acting techniques when making his new film, “Standard Operating Procedure.” He’s seen here fisting a woman just as Lindy Englund alledgly did during the abuse at Abu Graib Prison.
“hmmmm, what’s this down here, the thin brown line?”
Errol Morris: “I got some pictures I could take of YOU that would cause an uproar if they were leaked online!”
“And now that I’ve got your attention, it’s time for the reverse motorboat” (cue MTM theme song).
Julie: Now THAT’s a standard operating procedure, Mr. Morris–let’s split this popsicle stand and find a cabaret.
Errol: Great–the better to, um, discuss our next production.
It’s ok…my nose makes everyone smile.
“Yeah, I call it the interrotron! Get it? I’m referring to my penis. Was that too heavy-handed? I can never tell.”
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“If ya think that’s nice, just wait till I use my thumb!”
“You’re shorter than me.”
“Excuse me, didn’t I see you in a photo recently?…”
Mr. Morris having just a little bit too much to drink and crossing the thin blue line much to the chagrin of his date.
Errol Morris and Mary Tyler Moore star in his fully fictional rom-com, ‘The Snog of War.’
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