He doesn’t make it easy. The list below, in no particular order. How many can you guess? (Okay, I made the first one pretty easy.)
• The Sweet-Hearted-But-Poignant Animated One We’re Supposed To Take More Seriously
• The One By The Famously Exacting Director With The Great Script By The Famously Jerky Screenwriter
• The One Where You’re Going Insane Waiting Around For The Crazy Thing To Happen, Then It Happens
• The Super-Loony One, Holy Shit, Was That Fucking Nutballs Or What?
• The One Where The Whole Thing Might Have Been A Dream
• The One Where The Whole Thing Might Have Been A Hoax
• The Shattering Little One That Everyone’s Already Forgotten About, Which I’ll Probably Replace With True Grit When I Finally See It
• The One With A Bunch Of Authentic-Feeling Regional Stereotypes
• The Other One With A Bunch Of Authentic-Feeling Regional Stereotypes
• The One That Kind Of Bombed But I’m Including Anyway Because It Was So Much Fun
• The Foreign One You Didn’t See Yet Because You Never Send Back Your Netflix DVDs
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39 responses to “Guess Mark Lisanti’s top 11 films of 2010”
1. Toy Story
2. Social Network
3. Black Swan.
4.
5. Inception
6. Exit through the gift shop
7.
8. Winter’s Bone
9. The Town
10. Morning Glory?
11. Avatar j/k
I’m pretty sure the films are:
1) Toy Story 3
2) The Social Network
3) 127 Hours
4) Black Swan
5) Inception
6) Exit Through the Gift Shop (maybe Catfish?)
7) Winter’s Bone
8) The Fighter
9) The Town
10) Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
11) I Am Love
Toy Story 3
The Social Network
127 Hours
Black Swan
Inception
Exit Through the Gift Shop
Winter’s Bone
The Fighter
The Town
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I Am Love
The Sweet-Hearted-But-Poignant Animated One We’re Supposed To Take More Seriously
TOY STORY
The One By The Famously Exacting Director With The Great Script By The Famously Jerky Screenwriter
THE SOCIAL NETWORK
The One Where You’re Going Insane Waiting Around For The Crazy Thing To Happen, Then It Happens
BLACK SWAN
The Super-Loony One, Holy Shit, Was That Fucking Nutballs Or What?
ENTER THE VOID
The One Where The Whole Thing Might Have Been A Dream
INCEPTION
The One Where The Whole Thing Might Have Been A Hoax
EXIT THROUGH THE GIFT SHOP
The Shattering Little One That Everyone’s Already Forgotten About, Which I’ll Probably Replace With True Grit When I Finally See It
127 HOURS
The One With A Bunch Of Authentic-Feeling Regional Stereotypes
WINTER’S BONE OR THE FIGHTER
The Other One With A Bunch Of Authentic-Feeling Regional Stereotypes
WINTER’S BONE OR THE FIGHTER
The One That Kind Of Bombed But I’m Including Anyway Because It Was So Much Fun
SCOTT PILGRIM VS THE WORLD
The Foreign One You Didn’t See Yet Because You Never Send Back Your Netflix DVDs
A PROPHET
• The Sweet-Hearted-But-Poignant Animated One We’re Supposed To Take More Seriously
Toy Story 3 (maybe The Illusionist or My Dog Tulip or Idiots and Angels (though probably not))
• The One By The Famously Exacting Director With The Great Script By The Famously Jerky Screenwriter
The Social Network
• The One Where You’re Going Insane Waiting Around For The Crazy Thing To Happen, Then It Happens
127 Hours
• The Super-Loony One, Holy Shit, Was That Fucking Nutballs Or What?
Black Swan? Scott Pilgrim?
• The One Where The Whole Thing Might Have Been A Dream
Inception
• The One Where The Whole Thing Might Have Been A Hoax
Exit Through the Gift Shop
• The Shattering Little One That Everyone’s Already Forgotten About, Which I’ll Probably Replace With True Grit When I Finally See It
Rabbit Hole? Never Let Me Go?
• The One With A Bunch Of Authentic-Feeling Regional Stereotypes
Winter’s Bone? The Fighter?
• The Other One With A Bunch Of Authentic-Feeling Regional Stereotypes
Winter’s Bone? The Fighter?
• The One That Kind Of Bombed But I’m Including Anyway Because It Was So Much Fun
Scott Pilgrim? Hot Tub Time Machine?
• The Foreign One You Didn’t See Yet Because You Never Send Back Your Netflix DVDs
First off, such an accurate description for whatever film this may be:
The Secret in Their Eyes? (A Prophet is available for streaming)
Toy Story 3
The Social Network
127 Hours
Black Swan
Inception
Catfish
Never Let Me Go
The Fighter/The Town
Winter’s Bone
Scott Pilgrim
I Am Love
“The Shattering Little One That Everyone’s Already Forgotten About”
I immediately thought of Aron breaking his bone. Maybe it’s too on the nose.
This reminds me I need to watch and send back Frozen so I can get I Am Love.
127 Hours is definitely the third one. That is clear as day.
“127 Hours is definitely the third one. That is clear as day.”
Really? I immediately thought of Black Swan.
1. Toy Story 3
2. The Social Network
3. 127 Hours
4. Black Swan
5. Inception
6. Exit Through the Gift Shop
7. Winter’s Bone
8. The Fighter
9. The Town
10. Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
11. The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
Gee, thanks Lenny. We were really stumped on the answers.
you’re welcome, Robert. Hope you have a happy holidays asshole.
Yeah, Bob. I’m sure he posted that list for your private benefit. Let’s jump on the guy who did what everyone else was going. wipe.
Ok… this is fun :D Let’s do it
1.Toy Story 3
2. The Social Network
3. 127 Hours
4. Black Swan (Dogtooth?)
5. Inception
6. Exit Throug the Gift Shop (Catfish?)
7. Blue Valentine
8. Winter’s Bone
9. The Fighter
10. The Kids are all Right
11. Animal Kingdom (I put it just to say that I’m in love with this film. Saw it yesterday. Best film I’ve seen this year IMO).
This was hilarious. Do it again sometime.
#3 is definitely “127 Hours”. You’re not waiting around for one crazy thing in “Black Swan”, crazy things are happening the whole time, which makes it #4.
>The Shattering Little One That Everyone’s Already Forgotten About, Which I’ll Probably Replace With True Grit When I Finally See It
Shutter Island.
>The Foreign One You Didn’t See Yet Because You Never Send Back Your Netflix DVDs
The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo
I love guessing games! :D
1. Toy Story 3
2. The Social Network
3. 127 Hours/Black Swan
4. Black Swan/Enter The Void
5. Enter The Void/Inception
6. Catfish/Exit Through The Gift Shop/I’m Still Here
7. Blue Valentine/Never Let Me Go
8. Winter’s Bone
9. The Town
10. Hot Tub Time Machine/Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World
11. Dogtooth
• The Sweet-Hearted-But-Poignant Animated One We’re Supposed To Take More Seriously
TOY STORY 3
• The One By The Famously Exacting Director With The Great Script By The Famously Jerky Screenwriter
THE SOCIAL NETWORK
• The One Where You’re Going Insane Waiting Around For The Crazy Thing To Happen, Then It Happens
127 HOURS
• The Super-Loony One, Holy Shit, Was That Fucking Nutballs Or What?”
BLACK SWAN
• The One Where The Whole Thing Might Have Been A Dream
INCEPTION
• The One Where The Whole Thing Might Have Been A Hoax
CATFISH
• The Shattering Little One That Everyone’s Already Forgotten About, Which I’ll Probably Replace With True Grit When I Finally See It
WINTER’S BONE
• The One With A Bunch Of Authentic-Feeling Regional Stereotypes
THE FIGHTER
• The Other One With A Bunch Of Authentic-Feeling Regional Stereotypes
THE TOWN
• The One That Kind Of Bombed But I’m Including Anyway Because It Was So Much Fun
SCOTT PILGRIM VS. THE WORLD
• The Foreign One You Didn’t See Yet Because You Never Send Back Your Netflix DVDs
A PROPHET
So hilarious to me how many people are still playing along and giving the exact same answers. It’s like retracing a completed crossword puzzle.
I think I got it.
1. Toy Story 3
2. The Social Network
3. 127 Hours
4. Black Swan
5. Inception
6. Exit Through the Gift Shop
7. Winter’s Bone
8. The Fighter
9. The Town
10. Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
11. The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
@Robert You must be REALLY annoying come predictions time. “Gee, why is EVERYONE guessing the same things??”
1. Toy Story 3
2. The Social Network
3. 127 Hours
4. Black Swan
5. Inception
6. Exit Through the Gift Shop
7. Shutter Island
8. Winter’s Bone
9. The Town
10. Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
11. A Prophet
1. Toy Story 3
2. The Social Network
3. 127 Hours
4. Black Swan
5. Inception
6. Exit Through the Gift Shop
7. Never Let Me Go
8. Winter’s Bone
9. The Fighter
10. Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
11. A Prophet (but could be any foreign)
Robert,
Until someone with knowledge and authority (unlike yourself) gives us the answers, then what do you think people are gonna do? That’s right, they’re gonna keep guessing and most likely, they’ll come up with the same answers as you did. You’re not the only one who likes games and movies you know.
i think 4 is a more literal play on words and it’s shutter island as opposed to black swan
i think winter’s bone is 7 because it is the smallest and the earliest and 8 and 9 are the same regional stereotypes, not different ones
• The Sweet-Hearted-But-Poignant Animated One We’re Supposed To Take More Seriously
-Toy Story 3 (D.H. How to Train Your Dragon)
• The One By The Famously Exacting Director With The Great Script By The Famously Jerky Screenwriter
-The Social Network
• The One Where You’re Going Insane Waiting Around For The Crazy Thing To Happen, Then It Happens
-127 Hours
• The Super-Loony One, Holy Shit, Was That Fucking Nutballs Or What?
-Despicable Me (D.H. Black Swan, Scott Pilgrim)
• The One Where The Whole Thing Might Have Been A Dream
-Inception
• The One Where The Whole Thing Might Have Been A Hoax
-Exit Through the Gift Shop (D.H. Catfish)
• The Shattering Little One That Everyone’s Already Forgotten About, Which I’ll Probably Replace With True Grit When I Finally See It
-Let Me In (D.H. Conviction, Fair Game, The American)
• The One With A Bunch Of Authentic-Feeling Regional Stereotypes
-Winter’s Bone (D.H. Easy A)
• The Other One With A Bunch Of Authentic-Feeling Regional Stereotypes
-Rabbit Hole
• The One That Kind Of Bombed But I’m Including Anyway Because It Was So Much Fun
-Splice (D.H. Scott Pilgrim)
• The Foreign One You Didn’t See Yet Because You Never Send Back Your Netflix DVDs
-A Prophet (D.H. I Am Love)
18-Shutter Island is by no means a little film, as it was one of the highest grossing films at 2010’s first quarter. The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo is on Netflix instant play, so that is definitely not the answer.
are we really supposed to take this list seriously? or is he just listing the streotypical movies that make up every best-of list, thus being applicable to any other year?
just sayin’
I assumed 3 was 127 Hours and 4 was Black Swan like everyone else. Maybe I’m dumb but could 6 have been Catfish?
Call me crazy, but isn’t that photo from Toy Story 2, not 3? I thought Woody specifically mentions at the beginning of the third film that they’ve lost Wheezy and Bo-Peep along the way, thus why they don’t appear over the next 2 hours…
Lenny, if you came up with answers that were completely different from mine or Maxim’s, you would have made sense. But you didn’t. The only unique answer you gave was The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo for #11, but why did you (and others, to be fair) also post what everyone else had figured out already?
And let’s say “someone with knowledge and authority” gives us the answers and you got them right. What, you’re gonna brag about it? Giving roughly the same answers as everyone else, give or take the last one?
I’ll bet you said “I was gonna say that, too!” to your teachers in elementary school, huh?
@ Joseph — As a matter of fact, I *do* find the lockstep similarities of Oscar predictions to be annoying, and I guarantee you I’m not alone in that opinion.
Robert,
First of all, Maxim only offered part of a list. If you took the time to look, you would’ve noticed that.
Secondly, it’s fairly obvious what some of those titles are, which makes it logical that many people will have the same answers as you. It’s also possible that others will come up with the same list you did as well. But seeing as you think you’re the only one who knows the answers, it’s wrong for someone else to have the same list as you.
Thirdly, I don’t give a shit if I got it right or not. I was just having fun. Clearly, you take this game (and life, for that matter) a little too seriously. Why else would you get so defensive over your list that, quite frankly, no one cares about? You are not an authority on film, which means you are in no position to insult me or my list.
Fourthly, and I’m repeating what I said to you earlier in these posts, have a happy holidays asshole.
Should I be surprised that you think I’m “taking life too seriously” instead of simply being amused at the whole thing? Far from being “defensive,” (a funny accusation coming from you) I thought your late-to-the-party answers and your hissy attitude was pretty hilarious. Thanks for the holiday wishes, though.
you’re welcome
The Sweet-Hearted-But-Poignant Animated One We’re Supposed To Take More Seriously
TOY STORY 3
• The One By The Famously Exacting Director With The Great Script By The Famously Jerky Screenwriter
THE SOCIAL NETWORK
• The One Where You’re Going Insane Waiting Around For The Crazy Thing To Happen, Then It Happens
THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE
• The Super-Loony One, Holy Shit, Was That Fucking Nutballs Or What?
BLACK SWAN
• The One Where The Whole Thing Might Have Been A Dream
INCEPTION
• The One Where The Whole Thing Might Have Been A Hoax
SHUTTER ISLAND
• The Shattering Little One That Everyone’s Already Forgotten About, Which I’ll Probably Replace With True Grit When I Finally See It
LET ME IN
• The One With A Bunch Of Authentic-Feeling Regional Stereotypes
WINTER’S BONE
• The Other One With A Bunch Of Authentic-Feeling Regional Stereotypes
THE TOWN
• The One That Kind Of Bombed But I’m Including Anyway Because It Was So Much Fun
SCOTT PILGRIM
• The Foreign One You Didn’t See Yet Because You Never Send Back Your Netflix DVDs
GIRL WITH THE DRAGON TATTOO?
The Sweet-Hearted-But-Poignant Animated One We’re Supposed To Take More Seriously
TOY STORY 3
• The One By The Famously Exacting Director With The Great Script By The Famously Jerky Screenwriter
THE SOCIAL NETWORK
• The One Where You’re Going Insane Waiting Around For The Crazy Thing To Happen, Then It Happens
127 HOURS
• The Super-Loony One, Holy Shit, Was That Fucking Nutballs Or What?
BLACK SWAN
• The One Where The Whole Thing Might Have Been A Dream
INCEPTION
• The One Where The Whole Thing Might Have Been A Hoax
EXIT THROUGH THE GIFT SHOP/CATFISH
• The Shattering Little One That Everyone’s Already Forgotten About, Which I’ll Probably Replace With True Grit When I Finally See It
NEVER LET ME GO
• The One With A Bunch Of Authentic-Feeling Regional Stereotypes
WINTER’S BONE
• The Other One With A Bunch Of Authentic-Feeling Regional Stereotypes
THE TOWN
• The One That Kind Of Bombed But I’m Including Anyway Because It Was So Much Fun
SCOTT PILGRIM
• The Foreign One You Didn’t See Yet Because You Never Send Back Your Netflix DVDs
EVERYONE ELSE
Robert, what’s it to you what Lenny posted? Had it ever occured to you that he might not have even looked at other responses but just came up with his won list for fun? Is that really so bad that he spent a minute doing the very same thing you’ve done?
Do you really think that yours, mine or anybody else’s answers were really so astonishigly clever that he couldn’t have come up with them himself?
And your elementary school jab really does paint you as being defensive since you are the only one who would go thinking there’s brownie points to be earned on the Internet.
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