I mean, what self-respecting teenaged girl doesn’t? Well, good news. A new documentary is being made about the maverick/ingenious/enigmatic/barking auteur, and its makers are funding it entirely with online fan donations. Before you reach for your small change purse, however, it should be said that they’re after contributions of $50 per person.
What do you get in return, other than the warm, self-satisfied glow that comes with being a patron of the arts? Well, for one thing, you get some David Lynch art (after a fashion) yourself. The director has drawn the lovely, wholly anatomically accurate self-portrait that you see to your right — and all donors will receive a limited edition collectible print, to frame on your bedroom wall and have your dreams haunted by for years to come.
You can also receive it printed on a T-shirt or tote bag — make multiple donations and your Christmas shopping will be sorted before the summer is out.