SUNDAY CENTS: ‘Dragon’ slays

Posted by · 1:55 pm · March 28th, 2010

*All historical figures cited are adjusted to today’s dollars. I trust your dragons have been sufficiently trained. Despite sounding like a codename for masturbation amongst middle schoolers, “How to Train Your Dragon” is the number one movie at the box office with $43.3 million smackers. Depending on how you look at things, this result could […]

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FRIDAY FORECAST: ‘Dragon’ art

Posted by · 11:30 am · March 26th, 2010

*All historical figures cited are adjusted to today’s dollars. Years of frustration over how to precisely train my dragon will be resolved today as Paramount has released the informative documentary, “How to Train Your Dragon.” There’s one of these bawdy animated titles every March and they usually do pretty damn well. “Monsters vs. Aliens” debuted […]

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