Okay, here’s my idea.
He seems to be some sort of immortal modern deity, albeit a tractor-steering, dip-chewing sports monolith, but what else to people really worship? Anyway, he commands a pretty big audience at this time in his career. He can single-handedly turn something into the most watched cable program in history, apparently. And maybe the Farrelly brothers can have fun with the opening short film.
What, no good? Not “movie-star” enough? How about a well-publicized presentation gig? Of Best Picture, no less. Since seeing Brett Favre hand an Oscar to Oprah Winfrey or Tyler Perry would — oh my, can you just hear the cash register of ratings “cha-chings” now? And hey, Favre/Eastwood wouldn’t be too shabby either. Whichever way the needle goes, you’re covered.
Still no good? Alright, let’s stick with the 10. Of course. What was I thinking?