It really comes down to three words…

Posted by · 11:22 am · June 22nd, 2009

…don’t talk shit.

Part two here.  I’d prefer not to link to his site.  You understand.  And in case you’re in the dark (I would be if it weren’t for Twitter), here’s the AP story.

Interestingly, since he wants to play holier than thou, I wonder what Hilton would have to say about all the “human beings” he calls out for cellulite or decorates with Mario-Paint-esque semen on his website.  “Professional.”  Give me a break.

Anyway, I only wish it was that clocked this excuse for a person, not his manager.  That would have gone a long way toward forgiving the sins of “X-Men Origins: Wolverine.”  And I hope this opens the floodgates.  Open season on this creep.  “I like to write about other people’s drama.  I don’t want drama in my own life.”  Then don’t stir it up.  These are the lessons we learn as children.

Anyway, give him a tissue…onward.

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18 responses so far

  • 1 6-22-2009 at 2:04 pm

    Andrew L. said...

    They’re both epic douches… *shrug*

  • 2 6-22-2009 at 2:08 pm

    JAB said...

    as obnoxious as he’s being here…why would you pick a fight with Perez Hilton to begin with?

  • 3 6-22-2009 at 2:32 pm

    Kristopher Tapley said...

    In order to hit him?

  • 4 6-22-2009 at 2:37 pm

    P-Dawg said...

    Mama said knock him out.

  • 5 6-22-2009 at 2:58 pm

    andrew said...

    I think he wasn’t hit hard enough. This is the guy who calls Evan Rachel Wood (Actually I think he calls her Evan Rachel Whore) a homewrecker and worships Angelina (not to knock on her btw) and call Jennifer Anison, “Maniston”. Or be the celeb to leak the Dustin Lance Black and Rihanna pics.

    Someone needs to wipe this scum off the planet.

  • 6 6-22-2009 at 3:04 pm

    andrew said...

    I meant to refer to him as douche, not celeb.

  • 7 6-22-2009 at 3:37 pm

    Jon said...

    Leave Britney alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 8 6-22-2009 at 3:44 pm

    JAB said...

    Jon, i actually thought the same thing

  • 9 6-22-2009 at 3:56 pm

    entertainmenttoday.. said...

    Pathetic! ten million hits a day- He’s not that popular. What an exageration. Sadly gossip is still the way to make the big money for these fools. He’s a fool but he’s not poor! If you give it you better be able to take it. He clearly can’t.


  • 10 6-22-2009 at 4:06 pm

    Seany P said...

    How could you ever hit a chick?

  • 11 6-22-2009 at 9:20 pm

    Kristopher Tapley said...

    Right between the eyes.

  • 12 6-22-2009 at 9:45 pm

    W.J. said...

    I’m not all that familiar with Perez Hilton, but the culture he represents is so infuriatingly shallow and stupid that I think a good knock upside the head is surely justified. May it be the first of many.

    And… did a guy with a lisp and pink highlights really call a guy without a lisp and pink highlights a “fag”? That word is unacceptable out of anybody’s mouth, but it’s use is simply ridiculous here. Strange.

  • 13 6-22-2009 at 10:25 pm

    Hans said...

    Wow, “faggot”? Pot, meet kettle.

    Anyway, yeah, whatever knocks this guy back to reality. He’s rubbed me wrong ever since he completely demonized Miss California for her honest answer to his completely biased question. And if he really is all about gay rights, why make such an effort to completely ruin the life of Dustin Lance Black, a well-respected young man who tries to take a step forward for gays for every 100 steps backward Hilton takes.

  • 14 6-23-2009 at 8:16 am

    Melissa said...

    Perez called Will I Am a F#ggot , hmmmm I thought he was for gay rights. Anyway whoever hit him apparently didn’t hit hard enough, cuz all I saw was a scratch.

  • 15 6-23-2009 at 8:40 am

    The Dude said...

    I’m not saying Will.I.Am (or the Black-Eyed Peas or whoever threw the punches) was in the right…I don’t think you should really hit anyone, no matter how douchey they are…but for Perez to cry like a baby and act innocent is just preposterous. And, I’m sorry, his use of that word is completely unacceptable. I’m a straight man and even I thought he crossed a line, I can’t imagine what anger I’d feel if I were a gay man.

    But, again, I’m not defending the actions of Will.I.Am or his entourage/band/posse. Ya shouldn’t hit people, we should be above all that. (Although I can tell from the posts that Kris respectfully disagrees with me :P)

  • 16 6-23-2009 at 8:55 am

    Melissa said...

    @The Dude

    Will’s Manager hit him.

  • 17 6-23-2009 at 9:59 am

    AmericanRequiem said...

    wow, get a life

  • 18 6-23-2009 at 9:27 pm

    Jake said...

    I seriously cannot stand Perez Hilton. He’s the bane of humanity.