Good rant

Posted by · 7:31 am · February 21st, 2009

Denis Leary

Okay. First of all — I’d like to thank God for just taking time out of His busy schedule curing cancer and feeding the hungry and solving the crisis in Darfur with George Clooney and helping so many different wide receivers and quarterbacks to throw and catch footballs and instead making sure that I got singled out of such a wonderful group of actors like Meryl and Mary-Louise and Cate Blanchett and Angelina and Marcia Gay and Kate Winslet and just – all the Kates and the Kevins and the two name and the three name people I feel so honored just to be up here while they are all down there and I’d like to just thank the Academy and the people who hated me and treated me like such dirt and who made me stab them in the back just to get here and now you can suck it and Botox! I almost forgot Botox! And Restylin and Cosmoderm and Prestocheek and Instatit and all the other animal agents I’ve had injected into my face and stuff.

The first stream of thoughts from a Variety exclusive Oscar acceptance rant from the one, the only, Denis Leary.




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  • 1 2-21-2009 at 9:41 am

    Mr. Harmonica said...

    R.I.P. Bill Hicks

  • 2 2-21-2009 at 2:41 pm

    Nigel said...

    Every time I see Denis Leary I immediately think of Bill Hicks. Sigh.